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[daozhangs]

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[ !!! ]

I did not say that!

[daozhangs]

So you're to fuss all by yourself, then? Forgive my presumption, I wish you all the best.

[legbreakings]

I'm not fussing! No fussing at all! At nobody! [ he says, fussing. ]

[daozhangs]

"This sounds like a challenge to cause a fuss!"

[legbreakings]

You're twisting my words now!

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I'm quoting your words, verbatim, with no further comment.

[legbreakings]

Twisting my words, like I said!

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It was a lovely gift.

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Stop trying to cheat with niceness!

[daozhangs]

I'll be nice to you whenever I please and there's very little you can do about it.

You've done this to yourself, you know.

[legbreakings]

I'm fully aware of that but it has yet to kep me from being outraged. You should know that much about me by now.

[daozhangs]

I also know how it is that you feel about gifting and whatnot, so please know that I do mean it. It's a thoughtful gift. I'm delighted to receive it.

You'll help me plant them?

[legbreakings]

If you wish for my help I wouldn't mind giving it.

Although you should know I have no talent for gardening.

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What a coincidence - neither do I.

[legbreakings]

In conclusion: the plants are doomed.

[daozhangs]

So little faith in us.

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You haven't seen me with a shovel yet.

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It's quite difficult to do so now, I'm afraid.

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First gardening, now terrible puns. The things I put up with.

[daozhangs]

As if you wouldn't have said the same.

[legbreakings]

All the more reason you shouldn't follow my example.

[ Gosh, don't you know he works hard to be coarse and mean and unrefined, Xingchen! ]

[daozhangs]

I'd like to think that it amuses you.

[legbreakings]

It does.

[daozhangs]

I'm glad.

( after a few moments, )

I think the garden will be fine. It's inevitable that we manage to keep something alive, and a few-dozen plants seem like our simplest bet.

[legbreakings]

I'll have you know I managed to raise a child just fine. But children are easier to keep alive than plants. They scream when they are hungry.